Volfodvan Veenkarpakcuntabtarpbongig is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, intelligent frog.

Volfodvan Veenkarpakcuntabtarpbongig created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Volfodvan Veenkarpakcuntabtarpbongig, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Volfodvan Veenkarpakcuntabtarpbongig, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Volfodvan Veenkarpakcuntabtarpbongig's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Volfodvan Veenkarpakcuntabtarpbongig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Volfodvan Veenkarpakcuntabtarpbongig.

2. Erect nine silver sculptures of Volfodvan Veenkarpakcuntabtarpbongig on top of important buildings.

3. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.

4. Remain kneeling during prayer.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.