Dithivhat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage mouse.

Dithivhat created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dithivhat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dithivhat, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dithivhat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Dithivhat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must love Dithivhat.

4. Never eat lentils on fasting days.

5. Always help sick moths.