Veghadbeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying mole.

Veghadbeg created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veghadbeg, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Veghadbeg, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Veghadbeg's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Veghadbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Remain prostrate during prayer.

2. Never sprint in autumn.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never wear violet jumpers on sacred days.