Sisvabzig is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, capable fish.

Sisvabzig created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sisvabzig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sisvabzig, it will laugh at you.

Sisvabzig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sisvabzig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Never allow cats to witness sacred rites.

5. Never speak aloud of secrets.