Lopdanged is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, passionate faun.

Lopdanged created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Lopdanged, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lopdanged, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Lopdanged's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Lopdanged's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five mice approach from the south.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Heed all signs.

4. Never stain your feet with blue.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.