Pantofgig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, boastful swallow.

Pantofgig created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pantofgig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pantofgig, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Pantofgig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Pantofgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip at mountains.

2. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

3. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never eat bark.