Natrenyog is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, contented mouse.

Natrenyog created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natrenyog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Natrenyog, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Natrenyog's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Natrenyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Do not prepare onions while filled with fear.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.