Jontofhub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, smart fox.

Jontofhub created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jontofhub, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jontofhub, she will cry a lot.

Jontofhub's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Jontofhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cucumbers on holy days.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Always maintain purity during fasting days.