Gemcipven is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, prudent lizard.

Gemcipven created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemcipven, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gemcipven, he will destroy your favourite star.

Gemcipven's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Gemcipven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill nematodes.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.