Pomfabdot Satpitnegkimbogvid Tagcetbumpitgubbiflegquim is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, smart dolphin.

Pomfabdot Satpitnegkimbogvid Tagcetbumpitgubbiflegquim created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Pomfabdot Satpitnegkimbogvid Tagcetbumpitgubbiflegquim, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pomfabdot Satpitnegkimbogvid Tagcetbumpitgubbiflegquim, he will come to you in dreams.

Pomfabdot Satpitnegkimbogvid Tagcetbumpitgubbiflegquim's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Pomfabdot Satpitnegkimbogvid Tagcetbumpitgubbiflegquim's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never allow dogs to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.