Hamgadbess is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, tranquil finch.

Hamgadbess created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Hamgadbess, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hamgadbess, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hamgadbess' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Hamgadbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not wear dresses marked with indigo.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching platinum.

5. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.