Fonrullspag is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, dishonest deer.

Fonrullspag created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fonrullspag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fonrullspag, he will torture you forever.

Fonrullspag's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Fonrullspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not take Fonrullspag's name in vain.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near manatees while wearing purple stockings and balancing six lead spheres on your chest.

5. Do not chant at mountains.