Koprilarn is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unthoughtful badger.

Koprilarn created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Koprilarn, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Koprilarn, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Koprilarn's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Koprilarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with joy.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Koprilarn loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

4. Retreat if five porpoises approach from the east.

5. Pray towards the west.