Foncubdid is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, kind camel.

Foncubdid created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Foncubdid, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Foncubdid, he will turn you into a rock.

Foncubdid's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Foncubdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of dogs.

2. Never eat bread.

3. Always count to nine before sleeping.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Run away if eight capybaras approach from the north.