Cunlungilbug is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, strong snail.

Cunlungilbug created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunlungilbug, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cunlungilbug, he will turn you into a sheep.

Cunlungilbug's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cunlungilbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

2. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

4. Run away if four mites approach from the south.

5. Never eat tomatoes on days of mourning.