Lathab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, proud hedgehog.

Lathab created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Lathab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lathab, she will turn you into a goat.

Lathab's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Lathab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Never wear white trousers.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never sprint in autumn.

5. Do not drink alcohol.