Flagyiktam is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, contented hare.

Flagyiktam created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flagyiktam, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flagyiktam, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flagyiktam's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Flagyiktam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run at crossroads.

2. Always remove trousers before touching gold.

3. Do not travel during winter.

4. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.