Sinfigxinbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unsympathetic goat.

Sinfigxinbarn created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Sinfigxinbarn, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sinfigxinbarn, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sinfigxinbarn's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Sinfigxinbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare beans while filled with pride.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Never fashion tools from ash.

4. Do not gather at doors at dawn.

5. Sinfigxinbarn must be the most important thing in your life.