Quatzodtap is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, sapient seal.

Quatzodtap created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatzodtap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quatzodtap, she will send minions to preach to you.

Quatzodtap's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Quatzodtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at dusk.

2. Hide if six squirrels approach from the south.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

5. Always act with purity.