Feddusslist is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, fast turtle.

Feddusslist created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Feddusslist, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Feddusslist, she will laugh at you.

Feddusslist's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Feddusslist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record signs concerning planets.

2. Always store nuts above ground.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not eat parsnips.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near seals while wearing cyan jumpers.