Riggesslan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, annoying chicken.

Riggesslan created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Riggesslan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Riggesslan, it will turn you into a mole.

Riggesslan's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Riggesslan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Never paint your chest violet.

3. Never gather four horses in one place.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always treat great tits with great respect.