Geplapnaktipfutbafcussbab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, stupid mouse.

Geplapnaktipfutbafcussbab created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Geplapnaktipfutbafcussbab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Geplapnaktipfutbafcussbab, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Geplapnaktipfutbafcussbab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Geplapnaktipfutbafcussbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always act with obedience.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Retreat if seven porpoises approach from the east.