Bafboggupsterpang is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking aardvark.

Bafboggupsterpang created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bafboggupsterpang, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bafboggupsterpang, she will manifest in front of you.

Bafboggupsterpang's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bafboggupsterpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with pride.

2. Pray only in moonlight.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Retreat if eight ducks approach from the north.