Fotdavquagdon is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, stupid camel.

Fotdavquagdon created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotdavquagdon, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fotdavquagdon, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fotdavquagdon's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Fotdavquagdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning black holes.

2. Always look after injured snakes.

3. Never feed tomatoes to bats while wearing coats.

4. Never stain your chest with yellow.

5. Never touch water while blessed.