Logzigdon is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak fish.

Logzigdon created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Logzigdon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Logzigdon, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Logzigdon's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Logzigdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention squirrels.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never gather nine mice in one place.

4. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.

5. Never talk about fire.