Badsitgig is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, strong dugong.

Badsitgig created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badsitgig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Badsitgig, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Badsitgig's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Badsitgig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. Never feed melons to voles while wearing indigo tights.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Badsitgig.