Limsinfot is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, fussy swan.

Limsinfot created snails seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limsinfot, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Limsinfot, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Limsinfot's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Limsinfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Never paint your legs gray.

5. Do not record numbers concerning galaxies.