Gamlikbell is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, almighty capybara.

Gamlikbell created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gamlikbell, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gamlikbell, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gamlikbell's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Gamlikbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Erect five carbon sculptures of Gamlikbell on top of important buildings.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Gamlikbell in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never stain your face with orange.