Larnwipmet Yartbellbun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, vain centaur.

Larnwipmet Yartbellbun created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnwipmet Yartbellbun, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Larnwipmet Yartbellbun, he will turn you into a sheep.

Larnwipmet Yartbellbun's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Larnwipmet Yartbellbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Feed all hungry otters.

4. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

5. Do not sprint in public.