Largcanwat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful fairy.

Largcanwat created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Largcanwat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Largcanwat, he will curse you with boils.

Largcanwat's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Largcanwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near capybaras.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.