Hadwigstip is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, weak manatee.

Hadwigstip created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadwigstip, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hadwigstip, it will cry a lot.

Hadwigstip's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Hadwigstip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue sharks, for they are unholy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

4. Do not prepare wheat while filled with pride.

5. Learn six new languages a year.