Hot is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, conceited wombat.

Hot created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hot, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hot's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Hot's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.