Dot is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unfair ant.

Dot created Africa nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dot, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dot, she will remove you from existence.

Dot's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Dot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Do not hurt snakes.

4. Always help grasshopers in need.

5. Never handle iron while unclean.