Mabbutfud is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, blissful donkey.

Mabbutfud created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabbutfud, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mabbutfud, he will jump up and down on your head.

Mabbutfud's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Mabbutfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always look after injured shrews.

5. Never look in ponds.