Komfobgub is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, pitiless chinchilla.

Komfobgub created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komfobgub, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Komfobgub, he will turn you into a duck.

Komfobgub's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Komfobgub's Holy Commandments

1. Put Komfobgub first in all things.

2. Do not prepare figs while wearing boots.

3. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Do not chop down trees.