Ponvillarn is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying salamander.

Ponvillarn created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Ponvillarn, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ponvillarn, it will not invite you to parties.

Ponvillarn's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Ponvillarn's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always maintain humility during holy days.

3. Never talk about grasshopers.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about planets.