Pogarnmongid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, calm bear.

Pogarnmongid created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogarnmongid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pogarnmongid, it will not care.

Pogarnmongid's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Pogarnmongid's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pogarnmongid.

2. Do not speak of quantum field theory near sacred fires.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

4. Never pray while filled with pride.

5. Never eat pineapples on days of mourning.