Gumxindan is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, clever otter.

Gumxindan created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumxindan, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gumxindan, he will think nothing of it.

Gumxindan's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gumxindan's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

2. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

3. Always obey Gumxindan's priests.

4. Never talk about aardvarks.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.