Lidcapvab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, almighty swan.

Lidcapvab created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidcapvab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lidcapvab, she will be very sad.

Lidcapvab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Lidcapvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

2. Remain standing during prayer.

3. Never point your hands toward the north during prayer.

4. Always look after injured pigs.

5. Never stain your neck with green.