Cedragwad is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, calm armadillo.

Cedragwad created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedragwad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cedragwad, it will strike you with lightening.

Cedragwad's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cedragwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near ants while wearing purple tights and balancing nine carbon spheres on your legs.

2. Never discuss chromosomes in public assemblies.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.