Gudlatpid is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, temperamental snake.

Gudlatpid created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gudlatpid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gudlatpid, she will cry a lot.

Gudlatpid's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gudlatpid's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

4. Hide from yellow cats for they are unholy.

5. Always remove skirts before touching silver.