Cubfargebhasbadquillfubjon is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, duplicitous owl.

Cubfargebhasbadquillfubjon created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubfargebhasbadquillfubjon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cubfargebhasbadquillfubjon, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cubfargebhasbadquillfubjon's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cubfargebhasbadquillfubjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not record numbers concerning asteroids.

3. Always wear plain kilts during rituals.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never hop near sheep.