Metrawmis is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, selfish swan.

Metrawmis created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Metrawmis, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Metrawmis, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Metrawmis' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Metrawmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bananas to cats while wearing black corsets.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not name children after snails.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.