Nibflancam is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, resourceful crow.

Nibflancam created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibflancam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nibflancam, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nibflancam's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Nibflancam's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

2. Do not hurt tapirs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Never gather three goats in one place.