Capstertail is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, weak cat.

Capstertail created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capstertail, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Capstertail, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Capstertail's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Capstertail's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain coats during rituals.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.