Rot is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, competent zebra.

Rot created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rot, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rot, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rot's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Rot's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix bread with blood.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

4. Rot loves swans, so they must be respected.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.