Cip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable turtle.

Cip created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cip, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cip, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cip's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cip's Holy Commandments

1. Remain prostrate during prayer.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Never wear mauve stockings on sacred days.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.