Gupgeblarg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane fly.

Gupgeblarg created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Gupgeblarg, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gupgeblarg, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gupgeblarg's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Gupgeblarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with envy.

2. Never run in winter.

3. Never cross forests at midnight.

4. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

5. Do not prepare lemons while wearing jumpers.