Sandloopquagbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, moody salamander.

Sandloopquagbarn created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandloopquagbarn, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sandloopquagbarn, it will not invite you to parties.

Sandloopquagbarn's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Sandloopquagbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not record names concerning galaxies.

4. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

5. You must pray to Sandloopquagbarn four times a day.