Figdabquim is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, charitable chinchilla.

Figdabquim created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Figdabquim, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Figdabquim, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Figdabquim's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Figdabquim's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are not to be trusted.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not leap at crossroads.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.